Coming home from work today I saw a dead squirrel. It was tragic. I just left the post office parking lot and there it was. Its poor life snuffed out, all because he was no good at doing a high wire act.
I couldn't help but wonder. Was he male? Or was she female? How would this affect his fathers day if he was male? Was he even a father? Was he both father and mother? How would his little squirrel kids take the news? Will they even understand the news? Did he have his nuts with him? Or were they stored somewhere? But where? Where was his nuts?
I drove.
13 years ago
6 comments:
Shup.
HAHAHAHA
Joe, You are so sick...There IS a special place in Hell for you.(maybe me too for laughing at you) How you can make light of such a senseless death is beyond me. That poor squirrel's family may take revenge you know....You better take a different route home from now on.
Joe......you ARE funny! nice to start the day off with a good laugh
Eating dinner last night I heard a bad joke. It was tragic. I had just finished my salad and there it was. Its poor punchline wasted, all because John had tried to be funny.
I couldn't help but wonder. Was he ever funny? Or was he always lame? How would this affect his fathers day if we didn't laugh? How many times would he tell it thinking we did not hear him? Should I give him a token laugh and spare the rest of the family? Would there be an awkward silence? Would one of the children laugh? Would Paulette say "Oh John".
I drank my tea.
Todd...you should have spared your family the pain, then kept drinking your tea....And the answer is 3, to how many times he will tell a joke if he thinks you didn't hear it, so save yourself with the token laugh when you can!
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