WANTED
WET
OR
DRY
He is considered to be armed and legged.
This man is wanted in connection to several hundred peeing incidents over the course of 16 years. If found call 711, do not approach he may have a full bladder. His name is Jeff but has many alias like Jeffy, Peff, Barney Arnold, John 3:16 and many I can't repeat.
WE HAVE YOUR DNA
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although the DNA is slightly tainted due to the abnormally high levels of paintball in his bloodstream...
when we voted last year to let him sleep in the cabin it was unanimous, urine!
PROOF POSITIVE....Maybe he should 'chip' in on the hazardous waste disposal on our bathroom.
Just throwing this out there....I recently introduced my boyfriend to this site....I'm not entirely certain that this is a picture of my dad that I really wanted him to see yet :) You guys are going to scare him off before anyone even meets him! :)
Are those capri's he is wearing
JIM?????I thought he was a myth, like big foot or sascrotch.
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