Tuesday, January 22, 2008

THE BOZARTH HEAD

What was once an object of ridicule, now is a symbol of peace, hope and understanding. The Bozarth Head, it is now adorned with only the finest novelties to make you laugh, cry or throw up in your mouth a little. It wasn't always a symbol of good fortune. For centuries the Bozarth head was the scourge of Europe, some even considered it a plague. There is documented proof that Joshua "the lesser" Bozarth's head actually started an avalanche, after he tripped on a rock and started rolling down a hill. The Bozarth family survived 300 years a religious persecution but when the big headed jokes started, they had enough . Sir Jeremiah Headley Bozarth was quoted as saying "I have had enough" Sadly Sir Jeremiah never lived long enough to see his new home in America. His fellow passengers made fun of his unusually large melon and it drove him mad. He jumped overboard, hit the water head first and sank. As luck would have it his wife, Jasmine Titsworth Bozarth was pregnant with a son Jed . And the rest is history.
So hear is a collection of Bozarth head shots for you amusement.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok Joe could you have given us a little more that the title? We all know the size of Bozarth's heads....but where are you going with this topic?

Anonymous said...

I've got nothing.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

There's definitely a story there.

Anonymous said...

I rarely laugh out loud at work, but I'm dying trying not to. This is hysterical. You are all nuts, but have nice head gear. Speaking of which...where is Eric in his headgear? Ah,those were the years.

Tip for the future: Don't draw attention to it.

Anonymous said...

I am still sorry for hitting you so hard at the cabin. I know you and your melon have never been the same. Good thing we have a plastic surgeon here at the clinic. Maybe we could all be in a research trial or study.

Anonymous said...

Since I read this last night-a whole blog has appeared...was I early-was it slow in loading....or just trying to protect me from all these heads! So funny-but do you notice the same heads keep getting in the pictures......ah the legacy the Bozarths leave behind

Kelly said...

Great pictures....and I'm sure there are plenty more Bozarth Head shots out there!

Anonymous said...

seems more like a montage of silly outfits than anything else.

Anonymous said...

Jay's head looks best when he's wearing his third grade hat. It's such a great heirlom to pass on to our children.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh for the day, even though we had to wait awhile for the whole story.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

The silly outfits are only to cover up the Bozarth Head.

Anonymous said...

funny stuff maynard. I liked the head shots (to dramatize the point), no pun intended.