Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I'M NOT COOL?

Yes I believe that to be true.
I am not cool in a mini van or otherwise
I am not cool.
Never said I was cool.
I am as close to cool as

Jer is to funny
or John is to solid
or Jeff is to being the anti-christ
or Jim is to Anorexic
or Jay is to 20-20
oh the list goes on

But I am not a nerd Mr ANONYMOUS

AND

I can do something you can't do
I can delete any of your comments.

I am vengeful

8 comments:

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

In your effort to be funny you have inadvertently made a mistake in your post. I AM funny. Have just been invited into the next level of classes at BucketWorks. I mean, my god man, doesn't that mean anything to you testosterone-laden Bozarth boys?

Joe said...

OK OK let me rectumfy my comments.
Jer you are the funniest Bozarth .............. That is shorter than me. Hope I didn't make an A$$ of myself.
I do want to see certification though.

Also PPmac
Thanks for the new motto
now I have two
LET IT GO
and
I WILL GET TO IT

Anonymous said...

honey, you ARE cool and funny.....and a whole lot of sexy, that these people will never understand.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Todd's comments were so nice, he posted them thrice.

Anonymous said...

Eric is funnier than you. Todd is redundant. Your blog is so introspective. I feel that I finally know "Joe". Cindy is one lucky wife.

Anonymous said...

We read it as a family and Liza was like "whoa" and I was like "dude".

Anonymous said...

So here's to you MR. I drive a van and I'm not cool. Though you look like a schmuck through the window, nobody knows that your wearing no pants. When you are in the drivers seat, your as tall as anyone. So don't get down, after all you have a full blown clematis. It doesn't even show when you wear short pants.

Beata said...

I agree with "Your Wife"--you are sexy, and you are funny! :-))) Hey, do you still remember what I whispered to your ear that day on the parking lot??? Ok, don't tell anybody! ;-)