Tuesday, May 23, 2006

MINI VANS

Mini Vans
You know I love them.
You can put all kinds of stuff in them.
I have had doors, drywall, bushes, bales of hay, manure, no not manure.
plants and animals.
Oh yes and kids.

I have had a mini van for over 18 years now.
I love them so much I have had 3 different ones.
It has made some things a lot easier, except for one.

You can't look cool in a mini van.
Oh sure it looks good on you.
But this is about me. Remember?
So tell me why at my age. I am 50 in case you don't know(it's about me)
And my youngest son is 19 years old(its not about him it's about me)
Plus we very seldom have anyone with us.

So tell me.

WHY OH WHY AM I STILL DRIVING A MINI VAN?

4 comments:

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Maybe it's because you're not cool?

Anonymous said...

or maybe it is because you work so many hours/days per week, that there is just not time to wheel and deal for something new and different?(not to mention you hate car dealing) AND, least you forget, you have BILLS for THREE...YES THREE College students. So get your head out of the clouds Joe Cool!

Anonymous said...

or maybe it has something to do with that motto - 'I will get to it'

Anonymous said...

I got the answer.

You're still driving a mini van because you're a schmuck.

Or you are putting that youngest son of yours through college, I forget which one.