-actually it was "Shit Nate, you've been there"...just sounds better -"Cody, get the bung pliers" -"Thanks for calling the suicide hotline, please hold..."Jump, Jump, mine as well Jump!"" -"Get a salt lick on his ass" -"Do you want the highest card or the lowest?" -"Bocce for a Buck" -"If only we had another set of washers"
Speaking as a woman, I'm glad that's a guy thing. Is Al (Soreloser) Gore coming? If Slick Willy is invited, tell him his wife, the junior senator from New York is not invited. She did some shady deals with Tyson and made a fortune when her husband was governor of Arkansas. We don't cotton to cheaters at Bozarth gambling affairs. I bet $2.00 that Al (Soreloser) Gore won't come because he wouldn't dream of wasting energy and polluting the air with his private jets and limos.
"Where do you want me to throw up?" "Well if you had four beers and nothing to eat you'd throw up too." "Someone get me a bucket." "Someone get a salt lick on his ass." "It's the Chigger King."
"Keep your bung stabilized" I got a bad case of sascrotch There's something big in my pants and that ain't right. I am going to wear my capri's (aka Ronnie Tushouse's pants)
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Hell Nate you've been there
Can I shoot you in the ass with a paintball gun?
What's my number?
hey look Jay's back!
gator ride anyone?
Here comes a whole van full of ugly.
socce very very rucky!
Eat some carrots Nate so I can tell mom you did.
I have never not thrown a five after throwing a five.
Where's Cody?
Out burning something.
HEY, I can hear you ya know. My windows are open.
I think Jeff knew I was serious.
Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help.
-actually it was "Shit Nate, you've been there"...just sounds better
-"Cody, get the bung pliers"
-"Thanks for calling the suicide hotline, please hold..."Jump, Jump, mine as well Jump!""
-"Get a salt lick on his ass"
-"Do you want the highest card or the lowest?"
-"Bocce for a Buck"
-"If only we had another set of washers"
Speaking as a woman, I'm glad that's a guy thing. Is Al (Soreloser) Gore coming? If Slick Willy is invited, tell him his wife, the junior senator from New York is not invited. She did some shady deals with Tyson and made a fortune when her husband was governor of Arkansas. We don't cotton to cheaters at Bozarth gambling affairs. I bet $2.00 that Al (Soreloser) Gore won't come because he wouldn't dream of wasting energy and polluting the air with his private jets and limos.
Hell we've all been there!
Vomiting Jay Cabinism
"Where do you want me to throw up?"
"Well if you had four beers and nothing to eat you'd throw up too."
"Someone get me a bucket."
"Someone get a salt lick on his ass."
"It's the Chigger King."
cabin dweller or tent dweller??
One of my favorites, it's funny and sincere at the same time: "You can't teach that shit"
mattey how about $5 agin im?
NOOOOOOOOO (like a cow)
"Keep your bung stabilized"
I got a bad case of sascrotch
There's something big in my pants and that ain't right.
I am going to wear my capri's (aka Ronnie Tushouse's pants)
Jimmie
I gotta keep wining ,everyones borrowing money from me. Jeff owes me 6,000.
I haven't even got there yet and am down $37
Jay,
John has most of it
"Please take me off all the emails"
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