Tuesday, April 17, 2007

ELAINE AND EDISMS

Some of my favorite isms by mom and dad are

DUMBER THAN OWL SHIT
PISS-ANT
FALSTAFF



Do you remember any?

click here for a video I sent to YOUTUBE featuring Cody and his sock, Mr Guy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nMFATUZzM

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's got to be where "he went to take a shit and the hogs ate him" started

Anonymous said...

I think you are right Matt

another one mom use to say is If I had $5 I would stay up all night and look at it.

Anonymous said...

how about (refering to any new baby) I could bite your butt! (or is that eat you up?)

I know that is where "wonder what the poor people are eating"

Anonymous said...

I wish I could remember some 'isms from them!!

Cody--that video is funny--where in the world did you come up with that??

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Mom wouldn't spank but she'd pinch our arm and say, "Swell. Swell." Picture that with gritted teeth.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I remember one. Grandma made "Hamburger Poo-Poo's" and I loved eating it! I don't remember what the hell it was, but I remember it was good!

Anonymous said...

when we complained about noth having anything to do she would say go play with yourself or go play in the street

Anonymous said...

I was so sorry that she died when I was pregnant with Suzie. She was so happy about it. Once, while I was there, Ed said, "Why are you wearing maternity clothes?" Elaine stuck up for me. I made them both laugh because I pulled up my maternity top, to prove I needed maternity clothes, and sucked in my still flat stomach.
Dad, "Watch what I've taught Lucky!" The dog would then not do any tricks.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Kelly, when I lived in Hawaii we used to eat pupu platters. And hamburger pupus were our favorite.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Oh, and Kelly, it was just hamburger, cabbage, onions, peppers, and soy sauce.

Anonymous said...

Dad used to say, you're as useless as tits on a boar.
(He wasn't talking to me of course)
That's about the worse language I ever heard him say. He would say son-of-a-gun if he was mad and son-of-a-buck if he was really mad.

Anonymous said...

So that's where Dad got that phrase.....

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Yeah, Jan. I remember that. Mom would cuss lots more than Dad.

Anonymous said...

Don't touch your dinger

Anonymous said...

That had to be Jeff, he is the only one that had a dinger, the rest of us including Jay had massive ..... well not dingers.

Anonymous said...

leave it alone, it will grow.

I don't mind cleaning his glasses every morning but the weight is killing my arm.

JEFFY!

I wish somebody would help Jack with the klinkers. He works 2 jobs now and carried 2 gallons of milk home from the Modern Dairy.

That Dunker is one wierd mutha.

Which one?

Anonymous said...

After John "quiet" at his job, the sress made Jeffie start touching his dinger more.

Anonymous said...

Double bag him!

Anonymous said...

Shut the icebox!