I Guess Jay’d Rather Be At Almost Heaven (Bozarth)
I guess Jay’d rather be at Almost Heaven
He'd rather lose his money out where the six looks like a seven after an eleven
Once again I hear him whining, once again I hear him begging
To his nephews he pleads and asking them for socces.
I guess Jay’d rather be at Almost Heaven
He'd rather play his Hold’em in the evening when the bocce is barely over.
In the dawn the Decker’s coming, in the dawn I hear him humming
Same old tune he wrote of love of Jimmy’s Sascrotch .
I guess Jay’d rather be at Almost Heaven
I guess he'd rather fish out where the only thing he caught today was a cold.
In the end at his milk machine, in the end an empty snack pack,
Is all he has to show, he works at Prairie Farms.
I guess Jay’d rather be at Almost Heaven
He'd rather lose his money out where the six looks like a seven after an eleven
Once again I hear him whining, once again I hear him begging
To his nephews he pleads and asking them for socces.
I guess Jay’d rather be at Almost Heaven
He'd rather play his Hold’em in the evening when the bocce is barely over.
In the dawn the Decker’s coming, in the dawn I hear him humming
Same old tune he wrote of love of Jimmy’s Sascrotch .
I guess Jay’d rather be at Almost Heaven
I guess he'd rather fish out where the only thing he caught today was a cold.
In the end at his milk machine, in the end an empty snack pack,
Is all he has to show, he works at Prairie Farms.
10 comments:
That's a cabin full of Ugly right there!
Jay is looking forward to it!
I'd rather know where the camera is before the picture is taken!
How many re: Don Deckers where sent out yesterday, must have been a record.
I saw on the news where the CIA reported higher than usual "suspect" email activity yesterday - turns out it was all related to some type of campout near Kellerville...I think we shut down the Blessing Hospital server.
I was missing that picture that's posted - now all my favorites are posted - we really do take fine group shots.
If that is a fine looking group shot I'd hate to see the one's where you guys don't look so good. Maybe next time, you could invite me and I'll take the group shot.
Doesn't Joe look happy??? And is that a rare smile on our Adam's face? Cody looks confused...maybe he doesnt' know why he is there??? Eric, Eric...never give money to your Uncles!!!
have fun guys...you deserve each other.
lil' mattey, so photogenic and also so pathetic. He wants my money and I shall see to it that he gets none of it. Except of course the $13.50 I owe him from fantasy football. I AIN'T GIVIN' NO LOCH NESS MONSTER NO 13.50
Many years ago Jay won over $200 at the cabin. It was the best day...
DRINK BEFORE AND AFTER GATOR RIDE NOT DURING. JAY WILL BE FINE. HE IS BLIND NOT TERMINALLY ILL. WATCH HIM LIKE A HAWK SO YOU DO NOT WORRY ABOUT MATT OR ANYONE ELSE.
"What the sam hill are you yelling about George?"
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