2 weeks from today it will all be over but Jay's crying, what's he going to do this year. Will he need a bucket or more snack packs. Will he win at washers or lose his $7.25 bank roll. Will he even come this year, he has threaten to strike for more GATOR TIME. I wish Adam could make it but he said he is going to try to make it next year. I am looking forward to spending time with my brothers, I had a great time growing up with them as kids and I am glad we are still close and still friends. That is not always the case in big families. Sure we got our share of black sheeps and nut jobs, you know who you are Jay and J...... Since we don't do this but once a year, I hope all my brothers can make it.In talking with Adam yesterday, he said he is going to design a couple of shirts for the camp out one will say, De-Bocce-Rey, say it fast, I think Adam and I both came up with it at the same time.The possibility of a second night at the camp out has been raised, we will see if that develops into a full scale threat later.some pictures of camp outs past
The first 3 pictures Matt has classics poses.
A man outstanding in his field.
Just not washer savvy
Looking forward to some good times and more great memories.
26 comments:
Sometimes I wish I was a brother instead of a sister.
This is not one of those times.
as we always say - you can't teach that shit!
My Gut, throat, and back of my head just ache thinking about some of the laugh sessions we've had out there - I never laugh harder!
I always look forward to you guys camping out. It looks like you have a lot of fun and male bonding. Jay looks forward to it for weeks!
That is correct! This year I may even drive the gator. Look out!
The $ shall be all mine and sleeping with all that $ in your pockets is not an easy task. That's why I usually lose on purpose. I'm up for a 2 night campout.
Jay's right he usually does lose at gambling. He was a real winner though when it comes to life...he married me! What fortune. Oh the humanity!
Hey Jer
I call BULL SHIT
you have been the only sister to camp out with us
Remember? Cuddle Buddy.
Jer, I hope you remembered that you were sleeping with your much younger brother!
Cuddly Buddy, next time bring an extra tent!
You can't teach that shit!
it's spelled "Deboccery"
and you don't have to play deboccery if you don't want to.
You got me. I'm insanely jealous. I even miss the emails.
A 2 day camp out....another free evening of no guys at 1827....Yea. I am so glad you all enjoy these camp-outs-and talk of them all through the year-sometimes the visuals (Joe's blog pics) are a little toooo much.Enjoy your bro-uncle-cousin-nephew bonding.
Maybe we need to start something for all the Bozarth women....like a weekend away shopping. Now THAT is something to look forward to!
Kelly I like that idea!
I've never not had fun. Except having a catfish thrown at you and sticking in your hand. Or jay pushing the boat out while your standing in it. Or sasscrotch is not fun. Watching Jay yack on a snack pack isn't much fun. Other than that, I have never not had fun. I think.
Probably the best parts are the ones we women never get to hear about.
Jeffie you just have to take it like a man.
I prosper in warm & moist areas.
Warning: a 2 dayer would elevate the Sascrotch warning level to "Extremely Likely"
all I ever want to hear is my guys had fun with their dad, uncles and cousins. Every year they come home tired and ready to plan it for next year. It may be the only time my guys don't have ME hanging over their shoulder begging them to 'behave themselves', 'watch your mouth', 'pick that up'..... They deserve a nag free day a year at least.
What goes on at "ALMOST HEAVEN" stays at "ALMOST HEAVEN"!!!!
AMEN!!!!
My favorite nurse of all time was that....sorry wrong blog.
We do talk about our sisters very fondly. The in-laws are revered. The wives are put on a pedestal. Good times, good times.
Almost heaven.
where men are men
and the sheep (nephews) are nervous
I though I would post some of the Don Decker emails here
This one is from Jay
Sing along
Almost Heaven,
Johnnie's cabin.
Jimmy's siren,
Lil' Mattey's Boones Farm.
Captain Morgan
Never gets to cold.
Jeff is showing butt cleavage,
That never gets old.
Kellerville road
take me back
to the place
I can hack.
Out by Siloam
where the bocce's roam
take me back
john,jeff or joe.
I hear a voice and it's coming from the upstairs
would somebody mind fetching me the bucket.
and when I'm done pass the chalice again
and again
once again.
kellerville road
what a load
that poor gator
is runnin' slow
out by Siloam
where the socce's roam
take me back
oh snack pack.
Jay (all-in) bozarth
This one is from Eric
The new TV guide came out today, I thought I would inform of the new shows on tonight
CNN news - they discuss whether the threat of tent dwellers is real and then they discuss it again and again
Discovery - The Mythbusters test the myth if Don Decker's windows were open, as well as if Jeff knew he was serious
Health - New studies about the infectious diseases known as sascrotch and "the high rolling boil"
National Geographic - Join us as we take a Gator ride through the new section of land
TLC - The show "What not to wear" tackles the Van full of ugly
ESPN - The Almost Heaven Texas Poker League comes to a stunning end, who walks to Liberty and robs a bank and who goes home with the bracelet. Plus Jay talks about Pokerstars.
E! - Behind the Music talks with members of the Jay Bozarth band. Find out the real meaning of "Bad Burger Blues."
CBS - Dr. Phil talks to men that are addicted to Snack Packs as well as boys addicted to the new fad known as "Uncle Love"
VH1 - Jeff Bozarth and The Philharmonic Snoze Orchestra play their newest music videos!
History - Discover where Nate was and why, shit, he was there
Spike - Airplane, but only the jive talk sections, because this is entertainment for MEN!!!!!!
Showtime - This that White Bun Busters? Yes! And it is a marathon!!
Campings Tips from your pal, Don Decker
- Captain Morgan in the Chalice, Boone's Farm around the fire. It's never
safe to switch them.
- Capris are better than shorts. The extra cloth helps prevent seasonal
sascrotch.
- Songs by the Beatles in German are just as good
- Don't call it your slub-a-dub or gizza-gazza
- Ace as the first card should always be low
- If something is in your shorts and doesn't feel right, remain calm and do
not run. Designate a friend to be your pants-check buddy.
- Make sure the CO2 Container is empty before you take a paintball in the
ass (especially for money)
- Cops and Robbers with flashlights is fun, but be careful of the swamp
- As my good friend Ben Franklin said "A washer saved is a ringer earned"
- Animal crackers do not make good fertiziler, even if they are digested
- If a traceball goes into the woods, make sure you leave a trail of hotdogs
and grapes to get back to civilization
- Even though the lights may be off, it doesn't mean people are asleep.
That's when Jimmy makes the giggling sounds.
- Always use proper safety gear when flipping socces. Losing an eye to a
coin with an Indian on it is never a laughing matter.
- If Tucker mounts you, it's best to just let him finish.
- When travelling in the gator, it is always a good idea to bring a friend, or "Gator Buddy," because you don't want to be alone if the ghost turns off the Gator.
- It is a good idea to count the number of people invited in case other random drunks show up, especially if it is my nephew.
- It is improper to hold back the Chalice from it's trip around the table, take a sip or pass it as soon as you can, so not to interrupt others' good times.
- If you have to puke, wait patiently until someone can bring you the bucket that fish were gutted in.
- Make sure you eat something settling before going to camp, jerky, alcohol, fried fish, and midnight hamburgers can result in a nasty surprise.
- Always have another set of washers on hand, it's hurtful to those who must always watch Matt win.
- If a fellow camper has passed out in the sun, immediately get a salt lick on his ass to sooth any and all stomach problems he is having.
Happy Camping,
Donald Decker
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