My ghost of Christmas past(Jay) wrote this:
twas the night before christmas
and all sleeping lil' stinkers
dreamed of christmas morning
and the visit from kris klinker
the furnace was stoked
with high sulfur coal
that resulted in klinkers
and all of them must go
with dad in his bed
and mom in her's too
I slept with 3 brothers
and listened to a Cosby record or two
when down in the basement
I heard a loud crash
must be kris klinker
taking out furnace trash
I sprang to my feet
and ran down below
there was kris klinker
cussing out brother joe
why is this my job
joe should do it
he can carry the buckets
out to the trash pit
I went back to sleep
telling myself to never forget
when you come back to bed
it will surely be wet
13 years ago
8 comments:
I bet it was Jeffie who urinated in the bed!
Hey I just realized this makes Jay a published author. Perhaps he'll be able to quit one of his night jobs! Thanks Joe!
Jay...you are too funny. Loved the Christmas poem, and another glimse into the Bozarth boys past. I thought it was Jackie's job to do the clinkers though. WHAT? You say he was out in the bushes hiding from a fight? No wonder he changed his name!
Merry Christmas to all
Loved it, Joe and Jay. I'm sitting in front of a roaring fire at Rob's with three dogs and two cats surrounding me. The new kitty is named Dr Tran. Rob will have to tell the story of the name.
I want that cat.
Jay-very funny...I cant wait for John to read it.....so I will need to get it on the screen, sit him down in front of the computer, and then maybe he will read...and laugh! Marry Christmas All
Jay always was the funniest Bozarth.
Jim, who?
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