I eat meat, I get it I get the joke, I am not solid, I have never milked a cow, I am not dead, I moved less times than anyone in the family and I can't do the "moose out front shtick. Oh wait I missed Jane. No never bad mouth your health care provider, that's in the bloggers handbook. So what makes me, me? How did any of us turn out like we did. Some blame mom because of her big family. Some blame dad because he was quite the actor as a kid. Hell even as an adult he acted like his back hurt just so I would rub it. I know I am not the only one to rub dads back but I am afraid I am the only one that liked it. You know, it moved, ............ down there it moved.
Honestly I think we can all trace our problems back to a head trama at some point in our life. I know mine was getting dropped by Jan several times. Of course I don't blame her, her arm probably gave out trying to hold up my Bozarth head.
I know we all have had the dreaded Bozarth head injury. When was yours?
Speaking of Bozarth, ever notice how John says his name is Bozart.
Did you ever notice Jan when she hears a joke? She smiles like she gets it, but she don't get it. She is like a dear in the headlights. She just kind of stares, a little smile and then someone runs over her figuratively. I am not sure she has the same Bozarth funny bone. Other than the washy washy joke has she ever been funny. Ok the who thing is just sad. It is a token laugh Jan much the same as laughing at a Johnism. It is a Janism.
How many Janism can you think of?.................. me either.
Did mom and dad have a clue what was going on. Why didn't they stop after the first one? Not that the first one was perfect. No they had to keep going. I remember dad always saying "Elaine I want so many kids we have to have an 8 foot picnic table in our dining room".
So I guess when your Catholic and horney this is what you get............................
5 comments:
Honey....you are too funny...I think I am going to have to buy that magazine just to see what it really says....I can't really think about this really being true...I think they effect your life, but make you who you are????Oh, I hope not.
Good one, Joe. The only thing you got wrong: the first one was perfect, that's why they wanted more.
My dad said(two weeks before he died) "don't upset my healthcare provider" and now I want to run the man down with my car....so being poked fun at might not be the worst thing to do to your healthcare provider! She should learn to take a joke with the rest of them!
Joe, you can always say that your siblings made you the funniest Bozarth because they've given you so much to make fun of!
It's so true, mostly thanks to my big brother. He is always there for me.......to make fun of that is.
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