Ever since I was in grade school I have offered up my prayers after communion for "Peace in the Middle East" Well after the recent attacks by Israel right or wrong, I give up.
F&$@ em'
Burn em all.
I think I will start praying for something obtainable.
Like "Peace in Iceland"
"night everybody bless you all"
13 years ago
7 comments:
I don't want to be to much of a downer here but, peace in the Mideast is not obtainable. Not gonna happen. It's going to get alot worse. Peace in Iceland is reasonable. As long as the immigrants from Greenland know their place. Dang Greenies. Have a great day!
honey, so militant today! I will keep praying for them so maybe someday we can get our troops out of there and our service personnel can get their share of peace. And sorry...I admittedly love their oil, though I wish I were smart enough to come up with an alternative fuel that could be made in America. That would show them!
There's sure no easy answer to this. It's beautiful that you've prayed for this since grade school, Joe. (I'm serious about that.)
However, maybe YOU'RE the problem. You've been such a bad boy that God's not listening. Let someone who's good do the praying for peace in the middle east. Who in our family would qualify?
Nope. I got nothin'.
Wow, I think someone is wearing his cranky pants today!
No not cranky, just tired of wasting my prayers.I have prayed for peace in the middle east for years. Maybe I will pray I hit the pretend lottery. I will sure to win at that.
Joe you have to remember that God is a man and doesn't always listen. He thought you have been praying for a piece in the Middle East. It is my understanding that there are thousands of women over there waiting for you. The problem is that you have never visited. As for a pece in Iceland I would rethink that prayer as it is cold and I would hate for you to embarass yourself. We all know what happens when a guy gets into cold water.
ok Todd...that was darn funny if I do say so myself....Not that my opinion counts for much...I can't get you elected Funniest Bozarth or anything.
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