I have been trying to log on for a week.
Anyway.
Not much new around here. Oh did I tell you Cindy is quitting her job and I have to pay all the bills so I decided screw her, I am moving to Colorado. She is going down today to sign up for food stamps and public aid. I will live out the remainder of my life searching for the GREAT BLACK BALD-HEADED BEAR OF CLARE COUNTY. Come out and visit anytime.
And on that getting there is half the fun comment. This is an urban legend, getting there is actually only 1/5 the fun.
I had a registered letter today that seemed a little odd. It was going to a lady named oh wait a minute I can't tell you because that would be a HIPAA violation. You know HIPAA (HELP INSTITUTIONALIZE POSTAL IDIOTS) anyway the outside of the letter said DAD DON"T OPEN. It just made me wonder. Poor bastard.
Well I had a lot of fun today wearing my B U t-shirt. Several people ask me where Bozarth University was. I gave each one a different answer. My favorite one was, it is a small private college in northern West Virginia for gifted cheerleaders. They just stood there like a Jan in the headlights.
Oh my aching back.
13 years ago
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wow, what a glorious day, I QUIET. Have fun in Colorado, I am going to BU in West Virginia. I always wanted to be a cheerleader.
Glad John doesn't read the blog or he will try and join you on the move to Colorado and I need his money for college....or maybe Nate would like BU;he was a fair cheerleader at QND. waited a week for a new blog,,,and well worth the wait!
I've read better....
I have been working on something for a week too, but it is a different kind of log..
Anyway.
Not much new around here. This week Kelly and I thought about quiting our jobs. Then we realized that she only works one day a week and if I quit I wouldn't have three months off in the summer and all weekends and holidays and I wouldn't be done by 2:30 each day. I decided to keep my job because I really need the time off. Joe is wrong about getting there not being half the fun, but he wasn't totally wrong Getting the 1/5th is half the fun. The other half is hearing every vacation quote along the way and the echo of "No fun" every other mile.
I realized something about letters today. We complain about other countries using child labor at pathetic wages and we pay grown men 39 cents to carry an envelope across the country. I decide to write a letter instead of commenting on a blog and some poor bastard has to put on navy shorts and walk a few miles through rain or snow. Not to mention the poor bastard that sits in a cage and sorts everything. That would make me go blind. Its know wonder they go postal.
Well I had a lot of fun today wearing my I married a Bozarth t-shirt. Several people ask me why I did it. I gave each one a different answer. My favorite one was, I have the right first name. They just stood there like a Jay reading an eye chart.
Oh my aching back.
posted by I'm no Joe Bozarth. It's easy being me.
Todd, you're on a roll.
OH WOW - Cindy - a dream come true. I am so happy for you. So THAT is why you have been bouncing in the halls lately. I thought all this time you were packing for Eric to go to school and you were really preparing for Joe to leave!
You do know that they have male cheerleaders too - roadtrip???
yeah, ROADTRIP....I'd love to meet that male cheerleader that could heft me up over his head. That would be some man!!! More like half man half crane.
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