Not a happy one that's for sure. No one sent a card or even wished me a Sad anniversary. Give up? Yes it is my postal anniversary. 31 years today I started at that hell hole. 31 years at the same place. How come I'm not solid? I guess you got to be old to be solid. How come I can't be like some of you and change jobs every year. Do I like torture? Yes I do. Speaking of pain. I burned myself the other day. You will never guess where. On the ice maker. Yep that is true. It was pretty bad so I immediately cut an aloe vera plant and put it on the burn. After about a hour it was fine. The blister was about 1/4 inch high but no pain. Aloe vera you rock. The big problem was when I went to cut the aloe plant I slipped and cut my finger wide open so I had to go in and get 10 stitches to close the gash. It made me forget about the burn.
On my way to work I saw a dead raccoon. I know what your thinking sure it was a raccoon. Really it was. But as I continued I was thinking about one of the truck drivers yesterday driving to Hannibal. He swerved to miss a deer and ran off the road and his truck laid over on its side. So anyway I was thinking about that when all of a sudden guess what darted out in front of me? At first I thought OH shit it is a small deer. But as you know in that split second you have all these thoughts coming in to your head. Hey its a furry small deer, hey its really moving fast for a small, furry dear. Hey did I turn off the back yard light. Hey that is not a deer at all its a coyote. I swear that is the closes I have ever came to hitting a coyote. Hell it is the closes I have ever come to hitting any large animal. Man they are fast. Good thing, or I would have made mince meat out of it(sorry Jer). And I know little Cindy Lou Who would have been more than a little upset I messed up her new car.
Well I am going to go send me a ecard for my anniversary
13 years ago
9 comments:
hey sweetie...YOU ARE SOLID. You have to be if you are this full of shit! And you better NEVER be running over any animals with my new car!!! Anyway Happy Anniversary honey....I am glad you are a hard working, dependable postal worker, with a good paycheck and pension...YOU have taken very good care of the boys and me for a long long time. We all appreciate it. I love you!
Congrats, Joe.
And I hope you weren't referring to me. 13 years (Chaddock), 10 years (CPI), and 3 1/2 years (BHR). And if I weren't so fat, I'd be solid too.
You do well, Joey Boz. Happy Anniversary.
Well, I know you weren't referring to me-I have had only 2 jobs in my post college days-St John's and Blessing (that is 30 years there)...why keep looking when all jobs have their good/bad moments. BUT Happy Postal ANniversary with many more years to follow .Somehow at this stage that sounds more like a threat than a real wish!
Joe,
I am going to have a moment of silence for you for your anniversary. Done. Whew, that doesn't happen very often!
Have a wonderful anniversary. The Post Office is VERY lucky to have you.
Karen
Happy Anniversary to you, Happy Anniversary to you, Happy Anniversary Uncle Joe, Happy Anniversary to you!! You should feel special, I don't sing to just anyone! :)
Hey,
You haven't been shot at yet. Buck up.
Happy Anniversary,
Jeff (17 years Blessing Corporate Services and 10 years Keokuk Area Medical) Bozarth
jer and paulette...i think he is talking about me...the one that effects the 'bottom line" I was at Niemann Foods for 8 years, So-Fro for 8,(at the bank for 4 mos, while I was still at So-Fro)Blessing for almost 8, and here for pretty close to 5 now. He said I need to stay somewhere until I can get a pension...I tell him HE is MY pension, and I am Eligible for Social Security benefits and HE IS NOT>>>So there, JOE> (and he can draw from my SS benefits too, so guess HE is counting on MY retirement benefits)
NOT YET
2 years Ben Franklin
4 years Burger Chef
31 years USPS
Cindy You forgot A & W
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