WHO GETS PICKED ON THE MOST?

The winds of change are in the air. And I don't mean fall is coming. It seemed the most common thing that our family would talk about is WHO'S THE FUNNIEST". But I think the new battle cry is going to be "WHO GETS PICKED ON THE MOST". We were out with Jan, Tim, Kris and John last night of which Tim bought. Thank you very Much Timmy. John will buy next time. Anyway I had to sit across from Jan during the dinner. She constantly did the "DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS" LOOK" at me. It's scary. I am not sure she knows she is doing it so much.

She told me the story AGAIN about her and Jer fighting over who gets picked on the most. That is one argument I wouldn't want to win. Although there was a time I felt like John was always picking on me but now I just "LET IT GO" right Earl? Besides once you spent a little time with John you can't help but feel sorry for him. As John says all the time "SOMETIMES IT'S HIM". So jerry and Jan think they get picked on the most, and I think as much shit as I give John I would have to put his name in the race. But who else? As I go up the list not Jim to far away, not Jeff I wouldn't dare, Jay who, me I don't give a shit if they do and certainly NOT Jane (most everyone's health care provider) So the race is between Jer, Jan and John. The first 3 born. The first 3 that were born when mom was a hippie back in the 40's. Didn't she experiment with LSD? Was she already drinking Falstaff? Or are they really all Uncle Tom's kids. Think about it. They are all easy targets. You get a bulls eye everytime they open their mouth. I swear if everyone in the country knew them you could be the funniest person ever. Now of the 3 which one can take a joke about themselves the best?.....................................