Well after a week of fighting this haircut from Walmart I finally feel I can blog again. Nobody made fun of me at work, which is surprising because I would have made fun of them. I may go back this week and get it fixed because our car needs its oil changed.
I am concerned about Jer and her job offers. What happened to the the thought of moving closer to family and now I hear you might be moving to Mississippi. Why did you turn down the Red Cross offer to help in the Midwestern ice storm? Not glamorous enough? No it was because you wanted to send time with your family and that is always a good choice. So why move to Mississippi. Hurricane Katrina is so yesterday. Wait for a next disaster closer to where you want to be. OK enough about Jer. We are going to talk about me for a change........................... Oh I know. With my upcoming colonoscopy this week my thoughts turn to spring. I can't wait until it gets a little warmer outside. Can't wait to get out in garden, clean up the yard and the garage.
Oh and also I will probably crack some colon jokes this week Sorry, that is what I am reduced to. I think I am going to draw a happy face :) back there with the message "HI DOC". Cindy doesn't think that is a good idea.
I found out last night I have another silent reader out there. They read but don't comment. I thought I was blogging for 4 of you now I found out there is 5 of you. So welcome Barb(Megan's mom). Barb how do you like being on the blog that I talk about my colonoscopy? I know what your thinking, that's pretty shitty of me. Sorry. You better hope I can't find some embarrassing pictures of you, that's what I like to do the most. Although I do have that video of you and Jan dancing at the reception. " At the Copa, Copa Cabana"
Awww good times.
A fact I hope to verify this week, I know the Bozarth men are known for their larger than life heads www.snopes.com butt I believe the doctor will confirm after seeing enough Bozarths that we have an extra 2 feet of colon. Good thing for John with all that bran flakes he eats.
to be continued.......maybe
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24 comments:
To ensure we get frequent blogs-can we all comment under different names.....I cant stand checking each morning and not seeing a new blog! Have fun at the colonoscopy...what a great way to spend a day! You and Jane can swap O/P jokes after this week. So best of luck to Joe and Jane on their planned procedures
Best of luck tiger!
I quit my job for two reasons: 1. To do disaster work; and 2. to be closer to family. One out of two ain't bad.
And the reason I didn't go to the Oklahoma ice storm was because I was in Los Angeles at the time. I'd told Red Cross I wasn't really available in January, because I knew I was going to have some quality grandma time.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Good luck, colon boy. And I don't mean this kind :
All stuff I knew or said but thanks for reminding the readers.
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Way to go Joey Bear...one of your best, and I know you are a bit nervous, but I will be there to hold your hand and draw a smiley face on your bottom for you. I am glad you can cover up your nervousness with your humor...Hope Barb has better luck 'getting it' than some.
Hey, : boy. I re-read your post and you are absolutely right. I misinterpreted something. Probably because I speak NC now, and not IL.
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I hope it all works out in the end.
Why don't Jer and Joe get a room?
Man, so that's why you have acted like there is something up your butt... because there really was! You just couldn't give a CRAP about me! Ha Ha Ha!! No No, I am just SHITTING you! No, but seriously, on the hole, colon jokes are great.
Oh and Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
Hey, Joe. You said the colonoscopy was this week--what day?
Thursday morning,looking forward to having the extra time off work.
Joe, good luck on the colonoscopy. I hope you had it today so it's over. The prep's the bad part. The drug they give you, versed, will put you right to sleep and when you wake up it will be over!
Jane good luck with your back. I hope the injection does the trick.
Jer, have you ever had a colonscopy? It can be a real pain in the butt.
Okay you're having it Thursday. So when I said the prep was the bad part I was lying. It's just a very nice cleaning of your colon...like when you clean your ears only this doesn't smell as good. Joey let us know how it all comes out.
Thanks Andrea and everyone else. I will just be glad when it's over and I can get on pokerstars again. Oh yes and my blog.
So if I don't pull though I want the second funniest Bozarth to take over my blog ....... you all can fight over who that is.
Eric is the funniest. Joe with Cindy at your side, it will be a breeze. Cindy sit down wind of him after the procedure. If you need Suzie's medical expertise I'll fly her in for you.
Joe, remember, candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
What is wrong with Joe's butt? Kelly told me it was cracked then I hear there was a hole in it. I agree with Andrea the prep has to be the hardest part. Can you imagine how hard it will be for a doctor to read the chart and know what is going to happen the next time he sees Joe. Then he will walk into a room and there will be Joe, bent over the table with his hinny in the air. If I were you Joe I'd bring my own lube, you can never have enough. I'd also put on a fake tatoo. A big W on each cheack. That way when you drop your pants it will say WOW. When you lay on your stomach it would say MOM. If the only reason you are getting this done is becasue the doctor told you a guy your age should do this on a regular basis I'd get a new doctor. My doc says that they are not necessary until age 18 and then only once a year. She does check me for hernias monthly though. Seriously though I hope everyhing is OK.
Thanks Todd, I do like the wOw idea. This is all routine but I do have one worry. I am also get a scope down my throat because of my acid reflux. If he uses the same scope I just hope he does my mouth first.
Joe, that's a great idea to get both done at the same time. I've had both and agree with Andrea that Versed is a godsend. No pain and no strain. I'll be thinking of you tomorrow.
Thanks Jer
I am looking forward to the extra sleep and the days off from work.
Wow a 4 day weekend and all I have to do is $hit my brains out.
You'll sleep the rest of the day when you get home, and probably wake up ravenous. At least I did, but then again I always wake up hungry. :)
I woke up from that day of sleeping feeling violated...I plan to pay Joe back!!! Then he can eat!
and so it begins.
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