As Mrs. Clems lawyer, I must ask you to cease and desist from using her picture. THe great grandmother of the legendary Johnny SHiloh would like some peace and quiet in her 111th year. Unless your willing to compensate her of course. She will also entertain marriage proposals in lieu of said compensation. She's a tiger.
good one jean, the last time I was at the Boat Club I got a little cap'n in me. I sat on a midget. I know they prefer to be called little people but hillbillies want to be called sons of the soil. but it aint gonna happen. I digress, I barged into the club and got arrested for scrapping barnacles off of my dingy.. HIYOOOO. Now that 's funny in any language.
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SEE...told you it was bad...A haircut from Walmart might even be the cause of nerve damage in your face.
Well, at least they gave you a good color.
is that Miss Piggy doing a Joe impression or Joe doing a Miss Piggy impression?
Joe, I never knew you could be so.....pretty.
Donna should take pity on that and take you back as a life-long customer!
As Mrs. Clems lawyer, I must ask you to cease and desist from using her picture. THe great grandmother of the legendary Johnny SHiloh would like some peace and quiet in her 111th year. Unless your willing to compensate her of course. She will also entertain marriage proposals in lieu of said compensation. She's a tiger.
Sincerely,
Thor Bottom
Sorry Thor
You will have to talk to my lawyers Dewey, Fleecem and Howe.
Joe,
Don't let anyone say anything to hurt your feelings. I think you look very, um, handsome (said Karen, ever the diplomatic Bozarth).
I'd do 'er.
If I had a little Captain in me.
Problem is, shes had a lot of captains in her. Argh...don't it make your black beard blue?
good one jean, the last time I was at the Boat Club I got a little cap'n in me. I sat on a midget. I know they prefer to be called little people but hillbillies want to be called sons of the soil. but it aint gonna happen. I digress, I barged into the club and got arrested for scrapping barnacles off of my dingy.. HIYOOOO. Now that
's funny in any language.
Please call us little people are dwarfs. We are also available to rent for tossing. It's a blast.
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