You would think we would at least keep the fingerprints wiped off the microwave. After all it is an antique. Appliances are antiques when they are 30 years old. What were you thinking?
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I think you are all protecting your eyes. QPD were using tear gas in your house that day to catch a thief. Those fingerprints on the microwave are there because the QPD was coming to lift them later that day. A bag of popcorn had been stolen, hot and delicious and I remember how upset you were Joe. You kept whining to one cop, "Why can't you call in the State Police, dammit I want to my popcorn back!" The crime remains unsolved. It was featured on "Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries" last year. Remember Joe you were so mad it wasn't number 1?
You were probably all wearing goggles because you were getting ready to clean the microwave. At the time you thought bleach and ammonia, mixed together was the best cleaner. You knew everytime you mixed them together, it made your eyes sting. (once you ended up in the ER, but I degress)AMMONIA AND BLEACH MIXED TOGETHER CAN CAUSE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES!
well they make me laugh Andrea. I'm still in morning over my missing BOY SCOUT popcorn. Darn keystone coppers can't find my poppers. We should all move to Canada...I hear the have a low crime rate, and clean microwaves. (and cute boys without goggles--though i think these three are cute with them)
I tried to save Mary Jo, by the way, but the water was just too murky. It was a tragedy that she lost her life. It also wrecked any chance I had of being President Of The United States.
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I think you are all protecting your eyes. QPD were using tear gas in your house that day to catch a thief. Those fingerprints on the microwave are there because the QPD was coming to lift them later that day. A bag of popcorn had been stolen, hot and delicious and I remember how upset you were Joe. You kept whining to one cop, "Why can't you call in the State Police, dammit I want to my popcorn back!" The crime remains unsolved. It was featured on "Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries" last year. Remember Joe you were so mad it wasn't number 1?
And by WE I hope you mean YOU can't keep the microwave wiped off!
Send her flowers fast Joey!
We find vinegar and water make old appliances shine. They smell terrible, but the gleam will hurt your eyes. (maybe that's the smell)
You were probably all wearing goggles because you were getting ready to clean the microwave. At the time you thought bleach and ammonia, mixed together was the best cleaner. You knew everytime you mixed them together, it made your eyes sting. (once you ended up in the ER, but I degress)AMMONIA AND BLEACH MIXED TOGETHER CAN CAUSE SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUES!
It's spelled d-i-g-r-e-s-s. What kind of country do we live in where the surgeon general can't spell?
The greatest country in the world!
Was the stolen popcorn mine?
You just know who it is running up this blog. I have to go to work or I'd have many more comments. Consider yourselves lucky!
well they make me laugh Andrea. I'm still in morning over my missing BOY SCOUT popcorn. Darn keystone coppers can't find my poppers. We should all move to Canada...I hear the have a low crime rate, and clean microwaves. (and cute boys without goggles--though i think these three are cute with them)
Yep...those are the guys that show up to the campout in "The" Van.
Or Our Bridal Car!!! Cody will be updating his 'veil' to reflect this season's style.
Nate in his rec/specs would have fit in well with this group!
Bozarth guys are just so handsome, they even look great in goggles.
Some men see things how they are and say why. Bozarth men see things as they are and say, "let's gamble."
I tried to save Mary Jo, by the way, but the water was just too murky. It was a tragedy that she lost her life. It also wrecked any chance I had of being President Of The United States.
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