Thursday, June 12, 2008

GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN

The new reality show that is on the Sci-Fi network, right after Leave it to Beaver. Watch GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN in its entirety with limited commercial breaks brought to you by Burger Chef, St Mary's Hospital and Prairie Farms Dairy.
Mushy and Wishbone say "It's fresh from the Moo to You"
GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN bring a new meaning to the word JAM sandwich, watch as Jackie jams a sandwich in precious little Joey face.


Come on a successful fishing trip with expert fishing guide "The Dunk" Boy we are having a little sliver of fish tonight for supper.
Watch Aunt Bonnie teach Jimmy how to play strip poker.
Christmas is never dull on GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN. Joe and Jay T get great new bikes. Poor little Jeffy, he got a defective bike, the handlebars are on the wrong end.One of the favorite activities to do on GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN is to shovel snow on the steps and watch people fall down them. That is were Bruce Jenner hurt himself so now they just use a saucer sled to ride down them.
Ahhhhhhhh sled riding in the back yard. What Fun. Slow down or you might get hurt. GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN means a never ending supply of hooded sweatshirts to hand down.When you GROW UP BOZARTHIAN there is an abundance of kids in the neighborhood that are more than willing to get in your pictures.

GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN means as bad as you look, there is always a sibling ready to boost your ego by looking worse. Nice bandanna or suspenders.Bless me father for I have sinned, I am the one that cut Jay T's shorts different lengths. Funny though right God? GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN we even needed to have a priest show up once in awhile to give the place some character. He came over this day to bless mom's womb, she hadn't had a kid for a while and we were all starting to worry.GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN is a holy event. Casper the Ghost right under the Last Supper. How spooky is that?
There seemed to be a picnic in the backyard about every weekend.Or a GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN wrestling match
either that or little boys just like climbing on top of each other.

The GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN annual camp out is always a big hit. A lot is learn on this weekend, what to do and what not to do with a bottle of Captain Morgan.Move the fricking fan out of the picture.I wish I could remember what we were trying to do, it looks like I am playing music while The Supremes entertained.

How many hours did we spend playing with hotwheels? What show besides GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN had a picnic table in their dining room?Skittle bowling anyone? What no Atari?

Jay makes it to graduation, man the GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN house needs a facelift.
My three baby brothers getting ready to play slow motion football, man the
GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN house need a facelift.GROWING UP BOZARTHIAN,
God helps us





15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Growing up Bozarthian is like a train wreck. I don't want to watch, but I must. It is must see TV.

Anonymous said...

Does Joe look a little gay in the picture with the priest? FABULOUS!

Anonymous said...

what an amazing trip down memory lane sweetie. Makes me sorry we didn't grow up together. It really does look like you found something fun to do every single day, inside or out. I know you must have worked very hard getting this one together, so thanks. I don't remember seeing some of these pictures and now they are perserved for all time. (BTW it is hard to say Bozarthian...at least for me it is)

Anonymous said...

In the campout picture Jeff sure looks thin with long hair...oh wait, that's Jenna...Jeff must be wiping paintball off his ass.

Anonymous said...

thanks for a great post joe-bob. Probably the best collection of old photos ever posted. It was so easy to be natural and we always forgot where the hidden cameras were. I like Jeff's pants in my graduation picture but can't tell where he had them plugged in. And who could forget Doug Chisolm? We told him to hit the trail. And playing hot wheels is a great memory for me for it's the last time I operated an auto.

Anonymous said...

Also in Jays graduatuion photo, look how far Joes hand is in his pocket. Scratching or playing?

Anonymous said...

I vote playing.

Anonymous said...

You must have searched forever to find such an assortment of oldies..good post Joe! Although I see Cindy has competetion for the Best Clothes on Children (and hubbie) Award.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Love it, Joe. Great post. And to think--I thought I looked cute in that bandanna.

Anonymous said...

The pictures were great Joe and I loved the captions! Growing up Bozarthian looks like it was a lot of fun.

Anonymous said...

loved all the pictures. thanks for all the work. you always outdo yourself

Kelly said...

I always love looking at pictures from when you were young. There were a lot there I hadn't seen before. You guys may not have had money, but you were rich in love, laughter, and fun!!

Kris said...

Uncle Joe--love the pictures and all the fabulous looks from the family, especially my mother (was she stoned or pretending to be a supermodel in the family portrait?) I think I might share these with my future in-laws. Brian loved them and got a good laugh from them.

Beth said...

What great pictures. I made Matt stand behind me and narrate what I was seeing (at least those he knew from stories he'd heard). You guys have great memories for sure!

Anonymous said...

Joe, you have outdone yourself. I'm sure it took a while to get all of those on and we really appreciate it. Brings back lots of fond memories, we always did have a lot of fun. Guess that's why we still love getting together and laughing.