Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I'M NOT DEAD ............. YET.

I don't know if some of you actually read Jer's email of Oct. 21th 2006 but she brought up a point that I would like to address. No it's not the Christmas gift giving. But rather the NEW YEARS DAY get together. I just want to clarify that I am not dead, yet. That is the only way I will QUITE(quit) having the annual New Years Day gathering. It started here with the death of my father and it will end here with my death, unless Cindy wants to keep having it when I am gone. But I doubt if that will happen. ;)

Gee I hope I die on a holiday so you can all get together and laugh at me and make fun of my life and the way I died. Don't forget to keep me warm with the water bed. Sorry this is so short but I am typing while I am sitting outside McDonald's.

I don't think Jer should steal internet from any business that serves meat, do you?









15 comments:

Anonymous said...

HONEY... you know me so well. If you die first,(which I doubt, because you are too onery) I am taking a carribean vacation and taking up with Raoul the towel boy, so NO I will NOT be hosting the annual Bozarth Bash! (and you mean QUIET, NOT QUITE)

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

I thought we all got an email from Cindy (or you, Joe) last year saying you've been doing this for 20 years and it's time to quit. Or was that another ploy to get us to beg you, like the blog thing? (Just kidding, don't get your panties in a wad.)

Anonymous said...

The only thing I'VE ever said about New Years was that I am NOT doing Christmas EVE AND New Years Day, but there always seems to be someone to step up for Christmas. I am not sure Joe ever said he didn't want to have it, though he does say every year after his stag that this is the last year. But he is wrong about 'until he is dead' b/c if we move like we plan to, then we can all invite ourselves to whoever buys 1815 Spring

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Well, I guess I'm wrong. I'll see if I saved that email....

And Joe, I didn't steal internet from McDonald's. It's free for people who have AT&T WiFi. Duh.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Do you know there's a great song called "I am not dead yet" from Spamalot? It's one of my favorites from the musical.

Anonymous said...

It may be free but they still kill cows don't they? I guess you have not yet begun to defile yourself.
I quit going to Boags after they kicked Dad out of there because of the "incident".

Jeff

Anonymous said...

I am confused about the picture. Is that Hazel grabbing Herb and Tim's behinds.

Jeff

Anonymous said...

Jer

Last year I said I wanted to quit alright, quit doing Cindy she is wearing me out. Vacation was hell.

I did tell you I wanted to quit because I was trying to keep you from coming because you always win every game we play except the Jer games.

And also don't you know how for to write good english you was to never end a sentence with a DUH.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Sorry. English was never my strong suit. But Russian, ah there's a language!

Anonymous said...

Ah Russian......

Do you know how to keep a elephant from Russian?


Take away his КРЕДИТНАЯ КАРТОЧКА.

Now that's funny.

Anonymous said...

How did Yakov Smirnov log into your comments Joe?

Jeff (Now Brezhnev was ugly) Bozarth

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Am sitting at Barnes and Noble in a quiet corner and just burst out laughing, Joe. Way to go. Thanks for making me an object of ridicule by everyone reading books for free.

Jerilyn Dufresne, author said...

Joe, I want more funny. Now.

Anonymous said...

Hey shorty
I am about tapped out on funny

working on a couple different postings.

Anonymous said...

jer, when you coming home again? Joe hasn't been groped since this photo was taken. he is having withdrawls.