Why did you come here today? Did you think I was going to blog something? You know I have more going in my life than this blog. I have tons of things to do. I work, watch TV, take my medicine, do the dishes, lots of things. I can't be blogging everyday. I know you came here wanted something, anything, please Blog something, I know, you have needs.
You came here for something but what are you looking for?
IF I BLOG IT THEY WILL COME
What is it that you have searched the web for and ending up here. Well today I got nothing except. What is all this talk about THUNDERSTORMS. Oooooooo. You are forgetting about the big ass storms that you bring on yourself. You have plenty of warning but it still tears down your house. Leaving you standing there with nothing but a picture of Aunt Betty, a can of cream of mushroom soup and half of your holy bible, and you wonder why me Lord?
And God said" You brought it on yourself, Dork"
13 years ago
23 comments:
You are too funny sweetie. YOUR blog had gotten to be so much about 'others', forgetting its mission of making fun of other blogs......YOU'RE back, and better(meaner) than ever...Love you. NOW get to bed....no one is looking here anyay
Shup, Joe.
Oh, and make fun of other blogs besides mine.
have you read Kelly's???? no material there, and Beata rarely blogs anymore, and Adam never!!!! that leaves you, and I think he is making more fun of Jeffy....Oh and we have been reading that John Bozarth one Kelly sent out, but his life is just plain boring.
Wow, Joe, I can hardly keep up with your blog these days....not that I'm complaining. You are very entertaining and most days I need a good laugh or two to stay sane. So you are very therapeutic for me. Oh, and I thought of you last night. We went to the QHS/QND soccer game. They started throwing things out...but instead of tshirts, they were throwing frisbees and plastic cups. I wasn't worried about contacts, I was worried about getting a concussion!
Wow, Joe, I can hardly keep up with your blog these days....not that I'm complaining. You are very entertaining and most days I need a good laugh or two to stay sane. So you are very therapeutic for me. Oh, and I thought of you last night. We went to the QHS/QND soccer game. They started throwing things out...but instead of tshirts, they were throwing frisbees and plastic cups. I wasn't worried about contacts, I was worried about getting a concussion!
Well, I certainly don't mind being made fun of--after all this time I'm used to it. But I just thought he should share the love. :)
Did you ever notice that some people are so board that they spend their entire day surfing the web. Some of them have gotten so self absorbed that they no longer deal with actual people. They only correspond through e-mail, im's, and texting. How lame are we that we type to each other instead of talking. Now some of us are soo self absorbed that we don't even take the time to e-mail. We simply blog and hope that others take the time to surf the net and find it. We may even keep you updated on our entire life and not bother to tell you. It is your job to decide to try to find it in cyberspace.
I have gone one step further than the self absorbed bloggers. I am a commenter. Not only do I refuse to send out e-mails or respond to im's but I won't even blog. I simply comment on blogs. If you want to hear about me you have to post a blog where i am going to be surfing and hope that it is interesting enough and on a topic I feel like commenting on. Then maybe I will comment.
I think I'm going to start a newer more self absorbed trend. I think I'm going to be a Disengaged Isolated Communicator (DIC). This is someone who doesn't even take the time to talk to write to type to or read about anyone else. I'm going to simply spend my free time and half my work day sitting in the bathroom thinking about myself. You know where I'll be enter at your own risk if you need me.
OK First of all, Jer. I pick on John 10 times more than I pick on you and yes all of it is to his face. Hell I probably pick on Jan more than you. I thought we blogged this already.You 3 got to quit giving me so much ammunition You all make it to easy.
I have made fun of Kelly’s blog some. BUT she writes about her sweet little boys and she is my godchild so I would be a BIG jackass if I made to much fun of her. Besides I love her. I don’t think Beata would understand my humor and anyway she thinks I am great HAHA. So until she “gets it” she is off limits.
Jer, please made fun of me all you want. I can take it. But if all you got is I am short and I can’t see, save it. I know I am a Truman Capote want to be. “I am standing”
OK this just in I have declared a 3 day cease fire on Jer. Reload and go out and get me some more ammo.
Second of all Todd. So would it be accurate to say you were a DIC. If it wasn’t for this blog I would probably be a DIC too. Except for the part about setting in the bathroom for half the day. At my age that would blow an O-RING.
3 days is a long time.
Good night and good luck!
I hope you don't lose sleep over this.
A three day moratorium? Don't you love me anymore?
The teacher spells bored b-o-a-r-d. Now that is material. I nevar spel anithying rong.
Geoff
SHUP
Just to clara fi Geoff, the SHUP was for Jer
Eyem goin two knot schupp thenn.
So our computer systems are down at work....I need some high quality entertainment from some Bozarths.....will someone please be funny. Uncle Joe please make fun of Aunt Jer again!!
Sorry Jess, I got to see if I can do it.
Only 2 days 9 hours, 45 minutes and 51 seconds, 50, 49, 48,47,46,46,45............
Jess
If you need a fix read some of the old entries. They are Jer filled.
I'll write such a boring blog entry today that Joe will be FORCED to reneg on his promise to leave me alone. That will be fun to watch, Jessi.
that differs how........
I can't (dramatic pause)blog(grunt) Jer, got to (moan) wait for (another dramatic pause)45 more (3rd and final dramatic pause)hours
fell off chair having the DT's
Poor baby.
SHUP
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