Jan still don't get it.
No health care provider jokes and I would never make fun of my brothers.
So what's left?
Dogs, now dogs are funny. I heard a story about a dog choking and the owner had to do the hind lick maneuver on him. Saved the dog but now they can't be seen in public anymore.
What's funny about mud on the carpet? Nothing. But I hear if you spray a little dog piss on it and it will come right out.
Well we all had a great time at the Memorial Day Camp out this year. So glad Jim and Adam could make it and our newbie Jordan. The camp out was a little more calm this year, I guess we were all trying to behave ourselves for Jordan ...... naaa. You can always tell when the camp out is over, John goes into robot mode picking up everything. It is the equivalent to Jane putting on her PJ's when the party is over.
History is doomed to repeat itself.
Back in the 1800's many Bozarth's moved to Missouri. Most stayed and prospered. But in the mid 1900's a strange Bozarth family started the long wagon train ride back east. They were tired of the hardships that came with living in Missouri but now, in 2007, we have yet another Bozarth heading west. Jan was already there, followed by Suzie, now Jessi is heading west. I think that strange Bozarth family has finally come full circle.
Good Luck Jess
KC or Bust.
Camp Out 2007
thanks again John, had a great time.
18 comments:
Another Camp Out survived by everyone-I also heard it was more sedate than past years. Are you all growing old...or growing up? Hope your memorial Day bonding continues for many, many years...I love my quiet weekend.It is a shame there were no incidents or people to make fun of-or comment on-in this blog....try harder Joe...surely you can finf something. Jess-best of luck to you in your Big Move...dont forget us in Quincy
Mud on the carpet and dog piss. Now that's funny.
I managed to lose everyone's e-mail addresses in my e-mail, so I'm just going to go ahead & give all of you my new address via the blog!
Jessica Bozarth
6231 North London Ave
Apt #G
Kansas City,MO 64151
My phone number of 217-440-4394 will stay the same until February.
Good luck Jess on your new adventure in KC. I am sure you and Danny will be wonderfully happy together....and if he steps out of line, then give a whistle, and 40+ Bozarth's will come running. Don't forget to keep in touch with us, even if it is just on the blog.
I think you are funny honey....but looks ain't everything! bada bing bada boom.
I can not say how glad I was to see Adam home for the campout....I just hated the thought he might miss it. And HEY, where is the stories about Cody and his marriage to his car??? That sounded funny to me, and I think all the one liners should be shared with everyone. Eric missed the de-bocery, so no more of this 'calm' stuff....
Did you say heartBURN? You better throw that up. Here I'll take off my shirt that outta help.
Do you promise to love, clran and armour-all, as long as you both shall live?
I love the Memorial Day Male Bonding Camp Out! You guys can have fun and don't have to worry about getting yelled at for making messes.
Jess, good luck in KC, Suzie loves it there.
Dog piss can also be used for spot cleaning mud on draperies. I keep it in spray bottles when my house doesn't smell fresh. It's free, it's yellow and the ammonia makes glasses sparkle.
Dog Piss is a natural cleaner that doesn't cause any harm to our planet. It's a "green" cleaner. Don't be confused the piss itself is yellow, "green" means it's friendly to the environment. You also don't pollute the air driving to a store to buy it a gas guzzling car. (I use a limo)
A dog's urine is a commodity often overlooked by American Consumers. Mix one fourth cup dog urine with "Lipton's Onion Mix" and a touch of Virgin Olive Oil for a salad dressing. Everyone will be asking you for the recipe.
Please save our planet. Use natural resources like urine. Deer urine has a strong odor that can be used as cologne. I always feel attractive and have women begging to go home with me when I'm wearing the brand that goes under the label, "Deer Queer".
"Deer Queer" can be purchased on-line by going to www.deerqueer.com You can also order it by calling 1 800 PET PEES.
Joe, you haven't lost the humour, it's just "writers block". I have laughed more reading YOUR blog, than all the other Bozarth's put together, with the exception of Eric who is funnier than all of you. The reason I wrote YOUR blog in all caps is because of the person or persons who write multiple comments under fake names, which I think is very lame.
It is rude to address someone in all caps Andrea unless you are shouting at them.
Vote for me, Andrea. I will save the planet no matter how much inconvenience it causes. Have you seen my personal electric bill? I use "green" resources to funnel energy in two of my three mansions! I don't even know what I'm running for, but when I do, vote for me.
Dog pee...I got nothin
Camping out is only fun if the wieners don't burn over the campfire.
ouch babe!
Congratulations to the three walkers!!! Way to go! I hope you got tons of rest last night. I can't imagine how sore your feet must be.
We are proud of you!
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