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General Jay-Bob (Old Poopie Pants) Jackson Prentiss spokesperson for SIX FLAGS OVER JOHNNY SHILOH says "PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE A VACATION AND COME TO SIX FLAGS OVER JOHNNY SHILOH" admission is free until September. All rides are open, clean and well maintained. Why just this spring we had our annual certification done by Illinois resident and hotsy totsy big shot executive housekeeper John Bozarth. Who remarked " looks OK to me" Pizza at Bayonet Johnny's Pizza Shack is buy one get the second slice at half price. All rides are half price except for the cannonball ride we had to raise the price to pay for the lawsuits. The Bloody Pond ride is half price as is the newly opened Hornets Nest water park.And at SIX FLAGS OVER JOHNNY SHILOH MOTOR LODGE we change our sheets daily and wear them nightly.
COME BE OUR GUEST
we'll leave the cross burning for ya'
9 comments:
Wow, sounds like a lot of changes since just last year. The cannonball ride really changed me, into a hemmaroid sufferer. Kudos to Dixie Mae at the pizza shack and to Ole pete at the log cabin.
JOE...you are too funny...I liked it all, but the comment by the hotsy-totsy John made me smile the most....I am sure you didn't hear later he said it looks 'solid'. I hope we visit sometime.
I cant believe more people have not been to 6 Flags over Johnny Shiloh....we had a great time.John can give tips on surviving the rides and where the best attractions are....
I love their fried mush. The food is one reason I go.
As reviewed by KKK Travel....
We at Kids, Koasters, aand Kutrate Travel can't reccomend Six Flags over JOhnny Shiloh enough. Some of the comments were....
1. Do you like throwing up every five minutes CLaude?
2. The bathrooms had a smell that I can't put my finger on....prison?
3. We slept under the stars and in a cabin. No roof.
4. Beats Mississippi in the Summer.
So go to Six Flags over Johnny SHiloh, where history meets rib tickling fun.
Lobin Reach
Moonshine wishes and collard green dreams.
It's the best place to go, hands down! The triple A motor club gives it a three out of five cannonball rating!
Is Paris Hilton going to be there?
I hope this amusement park is using "green" products and operating the rides with solar produced energy.
I hope when Bill and I go, the bimbos leave my man alone.
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